My original plans were to follow the advice of a book I read and spend a weekend winding down in Las Vegas before continuing on to the silence of the National Parks. But Monday came and I stayed for another day. Then Tuesday came and I stayed for another day. Then I started feeling like I could do the same with the remainder of my two weeks. There are so many distasteful things here and yet there is much to like. The architecture is one of them.

The new City Center in the middle of the Strip
At night the city is transformed into a wonderland of lights and music. Most of the major casinos have a theme, and you can enjoy something of a unique experience as you hike from one to the next (and I mean hike). New York, New York is one example. Its inside shops and restaurants are designed to mimic a nighttime city scene from the Big Apple. I’m not sure how well they pull it off but it’s fun. So too with Paris, so too with the Venetian, the Bellagio, MGM Grand, Wynn and so on.

Notice the roller coaster
At heart though are the gambling halls. They are vast and you can get lost inside any one of them. I was surprised at the complete lack of security and noticeable lack of police. The ceilings are covered with cameras and there are employees everywhere, but the overall atmosphere is one of safety and fun.

Multiply this view by ten for each casino, of which there are many
They each also have walls of big screen televisions. Not as a sports bar might have, but entire walls with twenty or more massive screens and another twenty smaller screens, all of which are playing sporting events from around the world on which you can place bets. The current scores and details are displayed on enormous, NASA-like LED screens. It’s quite a sight.

Bar. Bartenders. Let's dance!
By far my favorite activity was merging with the crowd and walking around the Strip and throughout the hotel complexes. One night while I was walking through MGM Grand a group of about one hundred Asian men went running past me like Godzilla was after them. There were serious looking business men talking on their cellphones walking hurriedly by with briefcases while near them strolled lesbian couples holding hands. A clump of college buddies were at the craps table getting served drinks by women with lacy black lingerie. One guy at a poker table had been there awhile: he had a woman giving him a massage as he played cards. Her shirt read “Massages.” In front of most stores were beautiful women coaxing me in. As I entered one lobby there was a cute girl (they’re all cute) dancing to the music in front of her store holding a sign which read “Ask me about specials.” She looked like she was having fun. Everybody was having fun. Seeing a thousand faces go past me with expressions of excitement, wonder, anticipation, amusement, tiredness and everything in between really charged me. The only bored ones appeared to be the dealers.
“It is boring, it’s painfully boring,” one of the bartenders told me. “I came out here from Philly to be a dealer and quit after three months.”
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Back out on the Strip are the street magicians, dancers, pairs of girls in lacy police officer uniforms you can get your picture taken with (handcuffed of course), black guys giving away music, hispanic guys giving away porn cards, guys and girls playing guitars with cups in front of them, guys saying to you “Hey bro, come party with us tonight?” “Yo my man, 20% off a strip show, you down?” “Hey cool dude, how about some music?” The gnomes with the porno cards have no smiles on their faces. They look wretched.
There were a couple of girls dressed in lacy pink outfits with enormous pink feathers everywhere. They looked like a cross between flamingos and peacocks. You could get your picture taken with them. I walked on by and turned down a side street toward a parking garage where I had my rental. As I looked over my shoulder I noticed they finished their shift and were coming down the street. I waited inside the dicey looking parking deck by the elevators until they entered. I wanted to ask them how much they could make in a day doing that. But as we got on the elevator (they barely fit) I never got the chance such was their prattling. “..and she said like ‘if you want that shade of pink I think you could ok, probably put it down the side of the feathers, or’ “uh, oh yeah, I see!”, “yeah, she was like ‘or you could probably put some up on the front, where it wouldn’t fade, and then I was wondering, how it would be if there were other larger areas out the sides of the feathers, ’cause you know, the larger ones in the back are better I think,” “oh yeah, definitely” “cause what, you know how it goes when they are like off the back…”
“Floor three please,” they said.
“Ok,” I replied. And exited on floor two.